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Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
09/28/2016 at 16:12 • Filed to: mistakesweremade

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She messages you with a picture saying, ‘Hey what’s this? I want one for work.’

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:14

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Son, you dun’ goofed it seems.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/28/2016 at 16:16

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Even if he did everything right, I’d still leave him for a Unimog


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:16

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and you send her back a picture of you and say “wat’s this, it wants to work on you”


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:18

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What does she do for work? *please say uber driver*


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
09/28/2016 at 16:22

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Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > HammerheadFistpunch
09/28/2016 at 16:23

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She does pretty things with flowers in gardens. Although the business is called Land Girls & Co. after the women’s land army from WWII, so a Unimog is perhaps both perfectly apt and ultimate treason all at once.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > For Sweden
09/28/2016 at 16:23

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I’d leave me for a Unimog too


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/28/2016 at 16:23

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It is beginning to look that way


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:25

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So what you do is buy a unimog.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/28/2016 at 16:25

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YOU STOLE MY LINE


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:25

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That’s why I’m dating a hippie, she can appreciate and shares my love for city cars and Teslas. :p


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
09/28/2016 at 16:27

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May I borrow £27,000?


Kinja'd!!! facw > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:33

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It’s no Unimog, but she could go American for not too much money:

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http://www.govplanet.com/for-sale/Trucks-5-Ton-Cargo-1983-AM-General-M923-5-Ton-6x6-Cargo-Truck-Pennsylvania/773736


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/28/2016 at 16:34

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IT WASN’T YOURS TO BEGIN WITH


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:34

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You’re on your own for that one.


Kinja'd!!! Shane MacGowan's Teeth > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 16:37

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when you wake up and it’s ten years since you were in a real relationship and your parents have stopped asking when you’re going to settle down and you’ve just resigned yourself to microwaving dinner for one. But you were so damn sure you could do better- everybody loves you, right? But nobody likes you...

Oh, wait. Unimog. Nevermind, yeah, that’s when you know.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
09/28/2016 at 17:22

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A mere bagatelle, compared to what they cost new.

I’ve no idea what they cost new, but I’m sure it’s a hell of a lot more than £27,000.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Cé hé sin
09/28/2016 at 17:35

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The one above is an ‘81 in (supposedly) really good condition. If I wasn’t looking for a house and didn’t have other financial responsibilities towards my future well-being I would consider it(!)


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
09/28/2016 at 17:36

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Well that’s the last time I ask you for help based on your advice